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February 14, 2006

DHS unveils a new color-coded alert system

Filed under: Humor — by Christian Beckner on February 14, 2006

From Andy Borowitz:

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced today that his department would immediately implement a “Cheney Alert” system to warn Americans if an attack by Vice President Dick Cheney is imminent….

“What we have learned, the hard way, is that Dick Cheney can attack without warning,” Mr. Chertoff said. “It is our hope that with this Cheney Alert system we will be able to give the American people some warning before he strikes again.”

Definitely read the whole thing. And for additional amusing Homeland Security Advisory System humor, check out this (somewhat dated) video clip.

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