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March 14, 2006

New security troubles at DHS headquarters?

Filed under: Humor — by Christian Beckner on March 14, 2006

According to humorist Andy Borowitz, they’ve recently stepped up security at DHS headquarters:

After security guards entrusted with protecting the Homeland Security building complained that the building itself was not secure, Secretary Chertoff ordered that the headquarters be outfitted with a new security system, but then forgot the security code necessary to gain entry.

“Unfortunately, Chertoff is the only one who knew the security code, and he forgot it,” one source said. “He also had a secret question which could be used to retrieve the security code, but he forgot that, too.”

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