As noted at Wonkette, FEMA has a rap song for kids on its website, which has evidently been there for a while but has escaped my notice until now. It’s a must-listen, and mercifully only 50 seconds long. The lyrics:
Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we’ve got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a ‘quake,
You’ve got to be ready – so your heart don’t break.
Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.
People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we’re ready all the time, ’cause disasters don’t rest.