Borowitz: NSA detecting excessive Mother’s Day chatter?
Andy Borowitz’s take on the latest NSA revelations:
NSA REPORTS INCREASED PHONE USAGE ON MOTHER’S DAY
Heightened Levels of Chatter Trouble Intelligence Officials
The National Security Agency reported a sharp increase in long distance telephone usage yesterday, causing high-ranking intelligence officers in the Bush administration to fear that al-Qaeda might be planning a terror plot to coincide with Mother’s Day.
Beginning Sunday morning and continuing throughout the day, Americans’ long distance usage surged well beyond normal levels, sparking concerns that a terrorist event was either being planned or moving into an operational phase….
