Andy Borowitz’s take on the latest NSA revelations:
NSA REPORTS INCREASED PHONE USAGE ON MOTHERâ€™S DAY
Heightened Levels of Chatter Trouble Intelligence Officials
The National Security Agency reported a sharp increase in long distance telephone usage yesterday, causing high-ranking intelligence officers in the Bush administration to fear that al-Qaeda might be planning a terror plot to coincide with Motherâ€™s Day.
Beginning Sunday morning and continuing throughout the day, Americansâ€™ long distance usage surged well beyond normal levels, sparking concerns that a terrorist event was either being planned or moving into an operational phase….