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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In what some in the White House are calling a "win/win" solution to the nation's airport security and health care reform problems, starting next month U.S. airports will begin conducting full body scans that will double as annual physical checkups, billige viagra Apotheke. Alaska AK , President Obama announced the breakthrough solution, telling reporters, Delaware DE Del. , Indiana IN Ind. , "With this all-purpose exam, we will be able to find everything from a hidden weapon to a spot on your lung."

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The President added that instituting the body scan/checkup could ward off some terrorists right from the start, "because a lot of them will balk at the $25 co-pay."

But according to Davis Logsdon, cheap generic viagra, Viagra pharmacy, who studies terrorism and health care reform at the University of Minnesota, the body scans may attract more terrorists than they deter: "If there's one complaint that terrorists have about al-Qaeda it's that they have lousy benefits."

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