The following Police Blotter items — reprinted below, and without comment — are from my town’s weekly paper.
Caller advised seeing an older male inside a vehicle in park parking lot. Advised that it appeared the subject was pleasuring himself. Contact made with subject, who was rolling newspapers.
Reporting person believes a human arm is stuck in a tree near Silk Creek area. Caller has observed it through his binoculars. Better binoculars helped determine item to be a branch hanging from a tree.
If you see something… from http://www.ct.gov/dot/cwp/view.asp?a=1386&q=424498
Man rolling news paper from http://www.flickr.com/photos/brandace/3873140495/